sexualreceptacle:

zabchan:

zimiestef:

floresgratiae:

striderprovider:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.” 

whoa hot stuff 

“Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.”

This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide.

“We’re running out of ways of using the water up.”

Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means

rocking the anthropological world, a second “lucy” is discovered in southern uganda. 

…..the far side gallery 3. 

“There’s something else you want us to know, isn’t there?”

Erm……..

“Hamilton understood the potency of Burr’s influence because he felt those same personal qualities throbbing away inside himself.”

Hurr hurr